Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Sex Offenders ... or not


Why oh why do idiotic people keep putting people on the sex offender list that are NOT sex offenders?




Sex offenders do one of 2 things:
1. Rape/molest someone
2. Have sex with a child or animal

Some sex offenders make creative combinations of the above 2 things, but those are the basic elements. Anything else does not count. Including teenagers doing it in a car or nut jobs banging their bike.

AP- A man has been placed on the sex offenders register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle. Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two maids at the Aberley House Hostel in south west Scotland, naked from the waist down holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

6 comments:

judi/Gmj said...

If ya really, really love your bike?

judi/Gmj said...

Seriously, they clasified him as a sex offender? So if I sit on my washing machine and hum a happy little tune....

Eisbär said...

Yes they really did. I can provide the news link if you like.

I am not saying that we should not punish true offenders, what I am saying is that nonsense like this puts people on the list who are not a threat, thus reducing the over all effectiveness of having a list.

judi/Gmj said...

Not making light of your post. I do agree it does dilute the impact of the list.

Eisbär said...

Oh I didn't think that you were making light of it! I just rant ...

judi/Gmj said...

LOL You do a good job! strong feelings are a good thing.